Tim Tebow Pursuing a Career in Baseball

 

UNLEASH! Tim Tebow is back in the news with a surprising new career choice. The former Heisman trophy winner who can't find a contract from any NFL team due to his below par passing strength and accuracy is now going to attempt to become a baseball player.

This makes Tim Tebow a 29 year old baseball prospect. This is also bearing a minor league team signing him. Which I'm sure will happen because he was certainly put butts in the seats. Tim Tebow is one of the best college football quarterbacks of all time but his game did not transition into the NFL. Despite being a first round pick and winning a playoff game for the Denver Broncos, Tebow's NFL career only lasted a measily 3 years.

I feel bad for Mr. Tebow because he brings a media circus wherever he goes and he never asked or did anything to get the media attention he gets. I think teams would of given Tebow a shot if it wasn't for media frenzy that has forcably been put on him. But face it, Tebow wasn't really a good quarterback. He cannot play in the same playbook any other quarterback can play in. He needed his own type of playbook due to his passing restrictions. This is another reason why teams wouldn't even sign Tebow as their third quarterback.

Tim Tebow said his prayers and god is now taking him to the sport of baseball. He's surprisingly gotten overall good reviews from former players and a couple scouts who've seen him work out. This is no publicity stunt, the former football player and television broadcaster is holding a workout next month where all 30 MLB teams will be invited to check out Tebow.

So let's see what this guys got. Let's see if he prevails or fails yet again. In my opinion, I doubt we will ever see a major league at bat from Tim. I'm sure we will see and hear all about how he does in the minor leagues though. It's crazy to think that such a dominant college football quarterback at a top SEC school who won the Hiesman trophy, is looking to pursue a career in baseball now at the age of 29, but this is the new path Tebow's life has taken him.

　
By the way, does anybody know if this guy fucked anyone yet? It still blows my mind how someone that good looking doesn't bang beautiful women everyday. For fuck sakes he was the quarterback for a division 1 college and never had sex due to his religous beliefs. He wasted that just like his NFL career....

Apple is Replacing the Gun Emoji with a Watergun

Political correctness has now found it's way into the emoji's on our cell phones. Apple has replaced its hand gun emoji with a water pistol due to the recent gun violence that is unfortunately continuing in this country. Let's all take a second and ask ourselves one thing... How does changing a revolver into a fucking squirt gun change or help a god damn thing?

Apple thinking this positively impacts the gun violence issues in the country is so stupid. The gun emoji is actually one of my more popular used emoji's. Anytime something happens that I don't like, I would use that emoji as a suicidal text/tweet for comedic purposes. The gun emoji was used mostly during the NBA season naturally because I am a fan of the New York Knicks. I cannot use the water soaker gun in the same context. Impossible. Oh I'm so mad let me shoot some water on me. No. This doesn't have the same effect.

The removal of the gun emoji isn't going to change any gun matter. People have been getting shot way before your fucking emoji came out Apple. This bullshit is just another result of political correctness. Apple is always making politically correct emoji's but never did they change an existing one. They made black emoji's to appease #BlackLivesMatter even though there isn't any white emoji's. I guess we all just live in Springfield...

The gun emoji change will take place in September when Apple releases 100 new emoji's which will include a rainbow flag, female athletes, and single-parent families. Christ. Hit me with the fucking Harambe emoji already!